youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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