I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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