i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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