the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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