He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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