I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
