it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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