I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Alive.
So much puke
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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