Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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