you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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