problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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