dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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