my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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