there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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