Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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