found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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