If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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