He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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