its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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