ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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