Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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