Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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