But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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