He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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