No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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