I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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