I just gift wrapped bread.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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