So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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