i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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