so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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