just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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