the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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