Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
