put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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