I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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