What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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