ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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