Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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