I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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