My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Boobs speak an international language.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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