I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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