I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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