My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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