do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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