i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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