we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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