id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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