Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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