Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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