Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
