Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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