his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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