This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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