Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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