Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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